Q: Why can’t preachers get to sleep at night? A: They count too many lost sheep - Hannah Hetrick Q: What’s a turtle’s favorite way to call his mom? A: On his shell phone! - Madeline Wilson Q: What is more powerful than God, Eviler than the devil and if you eat it you die? A: Nothing! - Abbe Mancuso Q: What does the judge say when the skunk enters the court room? A: Odor in the court! - David Franks Q: What is the longest word? A: “Smiles” because it’s a “mile” from one “s” to another! - T.K. Kim Q: What do you call an owl that has armor on? A: A knight owl - Leah Palensky Q: What do you call a tree with four equal sides? A: A square root - Sarah Drews Q: What does the skeleton play in the band? A: The Trom-bone - Jillian Manley Q: What do they call pastors in the city of Berlin? A: German Shepherds - Hannah Hovendick Q: How did the grizzly bear get so much money? A: He had a grrrrrrrage sale. - Enoch Nilla Q: Why did the baby gingerbread man cry? A: Because his mom was a wafer so long - Cole Hanson Q: Why was the bee’s hair so sticky? A: Because he used a honeycomb. - Kylee Hancock Q: When does it rain money? A: When there’s change in the weather. - Adrienna Redding Q: What kind of car does a hog drive? A: A pig up truck - Sarah Kaffenberger Q: What’s an owls favorite subject? A: Owlgebra - Morgan Schroeder Q: What happened to the man when he received the electric bill? A: He was shocked - Catherine Hetrick Q: What kind of car does a frog drive? A: A hop rod - Ashlyn States Q: What school did Sherlock Holmes go to? A: Elementary, my dear Watson! - T.K. Kim Q: Why didn’t the boy take the bus home? A: Because he knew his parents would make him return it. - Ariel Fern Q: What is a boxers favorite drink? A: Fruit punch - Adrienne Redding Q: What did the tree say to the wind? A: Leaf me alone - Noble Spire Q: What do you call a lion that eats your aunt? A: An aunt eater! - Leah Palensky Q: What store does a dog refuse to go to? A: The flea market! - Sarah Kaffenberger Q: What has a head and a tail but no body? A: A coin! - Zechariah Israel Q: What do you get if you put a doll on the grill? A: A Barbie-que! - T.K. Kim Q: What’s green and sings? A: Elvis Parsley - Grace Q: What happened to the man who was in a car accident and lost his left arm & leg? A: He was all right. - Abbe Mancuso Q: What did the little boy tell the Game Warden? A: His dad was in the kitchen poaching eggs - Alexandria Caldwell Q: What’s the sleepiest mountain ever? A: Mount Ever Rest - Zechariah Israel Q: Why did the orange use suntan oil? A: Because he started to peel - Wyatt Ryan